Eulogy to My Math Teacher
Here lies Mr. Meenie;
His name says it all, he was MEAN!
He made all of his math students miserable.
He ridiculed and laughed at our mistakes.
He made me think I was bad at math, when it was
He that was a bad math teacher.
His micey eyes and menacing mustache I will always remember when I think of math.
When I became a teacher he said, “YOU! Became a teacher!?”
I wish I would have said, “Yeah, I knew I would do a better job than you.”
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